Grave Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Edgar Allen Poe Jokes More Edgar Allen Poe Jokes

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

At his P.O. Box

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did one candle say to the other candle?

Are you going out tonight

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.