Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
Unbereavable.
He's decomposing.
An Urn-ado.
By putting flowers on the grave.
By putting flowers on its grave.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
They place flowers on the grave.
By laying flowers on their grave.
The Plymouth Rock.
Wild Twerky!
About 60 pounds.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
Because deep down, they're good people.
You can run but you can't tide!
A red jellyfish.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
Mosqui-toes
Jock itch.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
Running into one could really ruin your day.
Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
Poepurry
