Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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They bring flowers to his grave.
Decompose
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
By putting flowers on the grave
Unbereavable.
He's decomposing.
An Urn-ado.
By putting flowers on the grave.
By putting flowers on its grave.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
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They place flowers on the grave.
Trying to get out of his grave.
He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.
By laying flowers on their grave.
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?
The referee said he wanted a clean fight.
The snowball!
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
Not enough to break the ice.
Don't Break the Ice
He died.
He buried it.
Edgar Allan Po-Po
She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.
I'm in light urn.'
FOR JUST ICE
Batman can go in a store without Robin.
An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
Two pirates.
