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What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.