I'm in light urn.'
She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.
He was tired of coffin.
An Urn-ado.
Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
Hmm No risk do both.
Because he urned it
You don't have to bring the flowers.
You're dead to me
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
When the power goes off.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
She puts her top back on and leaves.
Two Kwanzaas
Because everyone knows they give good *head*.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
He wanted to achieve erection reform.
One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.
He wanted Nunavut.
Your place or mine
Because he'd urn-ed it.
He didn't *urn* his degree.