Cremate Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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Urn Jokes More Urn Jokes

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

Who's there! Coffin! Coffin who?

Coffin and spluttering!

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.