What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

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What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.