What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.