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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.