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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

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What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.