What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

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What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.