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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.