What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

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Yolko Oh-no

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like