What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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Why don't black people like tylenol?

Because its white and it works.

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.