What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like