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What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout