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What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout