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What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.