What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight