What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...