How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Mitch Jokes More Mitch Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay