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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Mitch Jokes More Mitch Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay