How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What's the difference between fancy food and military food?

Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.