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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay