One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Everyone just needs 1 more line.
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Can I bayou a drink?
Because it was on old croc.
An Alley-Gator
A tacodile
Moo Mitch, get out the hay
