How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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What is the primary job of an alligator?

Make allegations

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay