How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.