How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Who is your Grandma's favorite politician?

Bernie Sandmaster Flash

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.