How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!

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What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

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What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting