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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes