Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
Turkey, apparently.
Keep it up!
Oh na na, what's my name
Credit to Bo Burnham.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
A 2nd born.
Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
Me 30 minutes into dieting
