How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven?

A hot cross bun.

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)