Bernie Sandmaster Flash
Gee U Knit!
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
You get Insta-Gram
Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj
Keep it up!
Your grandma.
Grandma and grandpa.
It took him forever to get her off that street corner.
Oh na na, what's my name
Gee, you knit
Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.
I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
My future grandchildren probably
Grandma monster
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
I dunno but we've had him a long time.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
Instragram!
Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss
Because he wanted to be walled-in.
Because 7 ate 9.
Because seven "ate" nine.
Herr Jordan
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I
To stamp out forest fires!
Because they croak a lot!
I don't remember
Removed
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"
Fed-Ex