Grandma Jokes

Who is your Grandma's favorite politician?

Bernie Sandmaster Flash

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Why do we have 52,455,865 pictures of Grandma?

My future grandchildren probably

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What do you call your grandma on speed dial?

Instragram!

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Insta Gram Jokes More Insta Gram Jokes

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's?

A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.