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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

What for?

Because he deserved it, that's what for!

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them