9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
They look kinda shady to me
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
Grandma and grandpa.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
ME crying:
Just ice.
Why don't you try icing it
Asked every guy under 30.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.