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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb