Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

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Gee U Knit!

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You get Insta-Gram

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.