Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.