Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

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Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)