Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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Why do we have 52,455,865 pictures of Grandma?

My future grandchildren probably

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy