I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
It's Narnia business.
It must have fallen through a crack.
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
Test tickles
