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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!