Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.