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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.