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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!