How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned