What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

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Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

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What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Baked Beings.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).