What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

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What did the bean say to the other bean?

How have you been?

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).