What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).