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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

How do you make a hamburger smile?

Pickle it gently!

Human Bean Jokes More Human Bean Jokes

What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.