What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't, you go and grab him.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What is hail?

Hard-boiled rain.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

How do you make a hamburger smile?

Pickle it gently!

What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.

Human Bean Jokes More Human Bean Jokes

What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans