What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.

Human Bean Jokes More Human Bean Jokes

What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans