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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

How do you get pickled bread?

With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Human Bean Jokes More Human Bean Jokes

What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans