What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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Baked beings (beans).

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Because the door was ajar!

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Human beans

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.