What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.

How do you make a hamburger smile?

Pickle it gently!

Human Bean Jokes More Human Bean Jokes

What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans