What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans