What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What will it be for you, my friend?

The vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans