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What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.