What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.