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What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans