What will it be for you, my friend?

The vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard