What will it be for you, my friend?

The vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.