A squadratic formula, if you will.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
