Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!