Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!