Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.