Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

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What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.