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Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."