Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.