What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

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Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.