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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

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Because people are dying to get in.

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in