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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.