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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What does a spider do when he gets angry?

He goes up the wall!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.