Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

Who's there! Craig! Craig who?

Craig in the wall!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.