Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.