What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head?

John.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!