What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!