What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!