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What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!