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What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!