What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Previous Random Joke Next
Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Why are violas so large?

It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.

Lawsuit Jokes More Lawsuit Jokes

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.