What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside!

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.