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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Lawsuit Jokes More Lawsuit Jokes

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.