What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu