What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

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Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist