What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

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What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.