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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.