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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

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What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie?

GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS

What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

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Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.