What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

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Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just February!