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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

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Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just February!

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months