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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

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How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just February!

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.