What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

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Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.