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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just February!