What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

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Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

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How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just February!

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.