When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!