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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).