When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

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What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.