April Sale - 20% Off

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Previous Random Joke Next
Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train