When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

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Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."