When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!