When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.