How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

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What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude