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How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

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Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???