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How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.