How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

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How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.