How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!