How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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What the 0 said to the 8?

Nice belt, dude!

Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).

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How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.