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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.