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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.