How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.