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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.