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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.