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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.