Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.