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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.