Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.