Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?

Wave hello

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What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.