Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.