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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.