Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.