Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.