What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.