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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation?

An Endor Pool!

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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Ewoks

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.