Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

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Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

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What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.