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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

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What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation?

An Endor Pool!

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.