April Sale - 20% Off

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

Ewok Jokes More Ewok Jokes

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Endor Jokes More Endor Jokes

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Endor Voice Jokes More Endor Voice Jokes

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.