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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.