Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

House Jokes More House Jokes

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Ewok Jokes More Ewok Jokes

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Endor Jokes More Endor Jokes

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Endor Voice Jokes More Endor Voice Jokes

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.