How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.