Han Solo Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

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To see who shot his "paw."

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

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What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Ewok Jokes More Ewok Jokes

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.