Han Solo Jokes

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Han Solo Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

I Love Pizza & You

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

How did Han Solo enter the world?

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

Why is Han Solo a loner?

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

Love

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