Han Solo Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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Because the prices were Solo

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

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Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution