Han Solo Jokes

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Less than twelve parsecs.

I don't know

A rebel without applause.

On the perineum falcon!

First person shooter.

Because he's solo.

I don't know

May Divorce be with you.*

She's almost as smart as a man.

The Patriots

Because they got Chewbacca

A Kylo Ren Book

He was petrified.

The where petrified.

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

He had a plane to catch.

They're whey isolate.

Because he's solo.

Rando Calrissians

He was petrified.

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

A rebel without applause.

Han Solo Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

Why is Han Solo a loner?

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

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