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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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Applause Jokes More Applause Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.