Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical?

Toluene

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo