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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.