Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical?

Toluene

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.