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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

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What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo