Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

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What did the handicapped racecar driver say?

I have no Hans

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.