What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks