What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.