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What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.