What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!