What do you call a teenage cheese cracker?

Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."