What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

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What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself.