What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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Resisting a rest.

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A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

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She thought she was a dromedary.

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If you break a leg, you get cast

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.