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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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It was worth a shot.

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Walking JK, Rolling.

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Walking -Jk Rolling

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30 of them are triggered every second

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself.

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If you break a leg, you get cast