What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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You cant-elope!

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He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!

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Hey baby, mind if I?

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One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

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Role tied.

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Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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If you break a leg, you get cast