How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

An anti-joke.

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!