Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
Wait, I can explain everything!
I'll tell you later.
When it gets pasteurise.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
The corniest ones.
Cosmic jokes.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Tell her a joke on a Monday!