Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Explaining his wife.
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
It goes back for seconds
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
She wanted to be on time.
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
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Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
