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How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

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What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.