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Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!