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What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.