What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!