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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree