What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

Why do politicians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.