What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.