What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.