What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.