What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.