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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.