Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

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Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.