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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.