Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.