Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.