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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.