Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.