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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.