Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.