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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Energizer Bunny Jokes More Energizer Bunny Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.