Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

Who's there! Althea! Althea who?

Althea in court!

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery