Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery