What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!