What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

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What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.