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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

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What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.