What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.