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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!