What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

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What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.