Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

Ranch Jokes More Ranch Jokes

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...