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Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Ranch Jokes More Ranch Jokes

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.