Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Ranch Jokes More Ranch Jokes

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.