Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Ranch Jokes More Ranch Jokes

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...