Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.