Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby