Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...