What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.