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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.