What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose.