What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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Cancer came back

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At parking meteors.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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Wavy hair.

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A lunartick.

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An astronaut, you racist.

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Simon 16

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.