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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

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Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here