What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What do astronauts get?

Missile toe

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What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame