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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here