What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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Candy cow jump over the moon!

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*