Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
When it's internight.
Full speed ahead
Speed while driving past a speed camera.
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
He was exceeding the feed limit!
