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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"