Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?