Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!