Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What do women and computers have in common?

You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.