Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why does my computer keep saying hello?

It's a Dell.

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?