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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.