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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.