What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders