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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.