What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.