What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Dog Poop Jokes More Dog Poop Jokes

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty