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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Who drives?

The police officer

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare

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What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty