What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

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How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

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Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare

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What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.