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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

Dog Poop Jokes More Dog Poop Jokes

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty