What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

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What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

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What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders