Police Officer Jokes

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Why did the police officer smell?

Because he was on duty.

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!